Once I met a boy who said he was in love with me,
then the next week he said he was in love with another guy,
named Jesus Christ.
He left me, though he'd said the other guy loved me as well.
Once I met a boy who borrowed my favorite books,
then the next week he said he was reading only one book,
named Holy Bible,
but it seems he forgot to give me back my books.
Once I met a boy who had a beautiful long hair,
then the next week he shaved it all off.
And he explained to me
that to overcare with hair was a sinful adoration.
Stupid Samson, can't you see what's goin' on?
Stupid Samson, how could you make it go so wrong?
Stupid Samson, now you're weak, alone and dumb.